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K.Lynn Grey's avatar

A Libertarian and a nun walked into a bar...

Worst Rom/Com ever..."You leveraged my heart John. Short-sold my soul."

This was so weird, though I do agree that dandelions are "the socialists of weeds." And why is it "Always with the smashy-smashy."? Wise words indeed.

I'll leave it with this..."The raccoon. Always the raccoon."

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P.Q. Rubin's avatar

If the story were any weirder, I would have had to open with: "Dearest Raccoon People..." 😄

I'm not sure Hollywood is ready to buy the movie rights for this one.

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K.Lynn Grey's avatar

Maybe you could pitch it to Robot Chicken. The Raccoon People would approve.

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P.Q. Rubin's avatar

It would fit right in! In fact, maybe Robot Chicken already did this 🤷‍♀️

( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXF9JdcgcF0&t=160s for 'Greed is Good')

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K.Lynn Grey's avatar

You would have to change it to "Dearest Gecko People."

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